at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away
either that was a firework or another tribute is dead
it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back